February 17, 2009

Its 2 am and I’m PISSED OFF.

I just got back from a night of drinking and Risk at Ash’s house, and things we’re going fairly well, until I got a ride home.

Now, I don’t drive, so I can’t give the guy step-by-step directions,

which he apparently needed.

Even after I gave him 5 landmarks, and the major intersections.

It’s like no matter how many ways I tell the guy to get to my house, he’s clueless.

so finally, after getting a headache telling him how to get there we make it to erin mills and we’re heading towards my house, and what does he do?

HE CALLS AND ASKS FOR DIRECTIONS….

I tell the guy we just have to keep going straight, and what does he say?

Guy driving me home:“oh…I’m confused, does *insert name here* know where you live?”

David:yeah why?

Guy driving me home: “I’m gonna call him and ask for directions…”

David: look we’re here man we just have to go south.

**and he calls him ANYWAYS.**

ON HIS HOME PHONE

AND HIS PARENTS PICK UP.

And then the idiot wonders WHY THEY’RE UPSET.

So I have to try and explain to him why CALLING HIS HOME PHONE AT 2 AM IS BAD.


Guy driving me home:
“But he doesn’t have a cell phone”

it gets worse from there, but that’s all I’m posting.

Next time I’m walking

I swear to God.