I’ve been licked again…>_@
Shoot me, it’s Monday.
I woke up this morning to find my hair in it’s usual matted state, so I showered my willful locks into SUBMISSION.
Or so I thought…
I found myself staring at a Cowlick that could choke a Donkey this morning, and no amount of combing has been able to subdue it.
So of course i did what any savvy individual would, I brought out my Fonzie switchblade comb, and some Depp hair gel.
I figured I’d look stupid with my hair drawn back, but at least I’d be a well-kept stupid.
And wouldn’t you know it my $8.99 piece of novelty crap broke.
I’m somehow more surprised then I should be, considering It’s a cheap plastic imitation, but it stings none the less.
And now that the gel has dried…the cow-lick is back.
Only now it’s shiny.
So I’ve decided to wash the gel out and live with the Alfalfa comments.
Ash if you’re reading this, don’t take it as an invitation.
