January 2010
1 post
WE'RE BACK! >_@
Good news everybody, Angry RantZ is back on the air! Our New time slot is 7-8PM on Thursdays. Tune in and bring your RAGE.
September 2009
2 posts
NEW TIME SLOT! >_@
Angry RantZ will now have a new time slot starting this Monday! You can now catch your favourite show on CFRE at 1-2PM! CALL IN! (905) 828-3447
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Common sense..TINGLING!!! >_@
NO I refuse to just sit here twiddling my thumbs and waiting for the end… The first sign of the apocalypse has come to pass… DISNEY HAS PURCHASED MARVEL >_@
With God as my witness, the day that Mickey mouse and Spiderman team up to fight a venom-enhanced Pete is the day I buy a shotgun and move into an underground bunker, surrounded on all sides by three foot thick concrete...
August 2009
1 post
Well THAT pisses me off...>_@
Those two girls I told you about? They NEVER got back to me. *grumbles* But on a brighter note i’m back on the air, and Angry RantZ will be continuing through this school year. We’re on from 11am-12pm, and as always we have prizes for those of you who know how to spit fire on the radio. So tune in, I’m always listening… As if there isn’t ENOUGH to piss me off right...
June 2009
2 posts
RAGE at the ACC. >_@
Angry RantZ will be having it’s first interview! I still need to work out the time with Our Guests, but they should hopefully be on air this week, or next week. Im’an and Sasha have quite a good reason to be pissed off. The article below was written by Im’an;
Yesterday at 2:03pm (June 17) Last night my girlfriend and I went to the No Doubt concert at the Air Canada Centre. We...
ARCHIE ANDREWS!!!!!! *Bellows rage at the heavens*...
That FILTHY GOD FORSAKEN RED HEADED Freckled BASTARD! Archie Andrews is getting married… AND NOT TO BETTY He has been in highschool for DECADES leading that poor girl on, and he goes and marries VERONICA?!? By GOD I won’t stand for this! Which is why I intend to sit down and rant about it >_@ TUNE IN! 12-1pm, on CFRE radio 91.9fm, or at CFREradio.com
May 2009
1 post
RANTERS! I CALL THEE FORTH! >_@
MONDAY MAY 25th WE RETURN! Our new time slot is 12-1pm So you can spew forth rage as you choke down your lunch! Join us friends, (and foes alike), as we venture forth through the mesh of human emotion that is RAGE! Now that it’s summer, the heat is on outside, and on my MICROPHONE
April 2009
3 posts
THIS IS THE END >_@
My only friend…THE END
Tonight My Good Ranters…Tonight is the last episode of the school year…
UNTIL SUMMER!
That’s right everybody, I’ll be ranting all summer long, with a new cohost, and a new time slot.
Stay tuned for further information on that.
My new Co host is none other than KRISTEN.
She’ll be taking Sam’s place for the summer season, as...
Exams...GUUUUURAAARARARRRGH >_@
God I HATE exams..
That being said, this weeks show has NOTHING to do with them. Amazon.com has been blatantly removing homosexual literature from it’s top sales list, and That God damned coyote is still on the loose… Find out more on ANGRY RANTZ >_@! Monday 5-6pm 91.9FM
GRRRAAAAARRRRGGGGHH!!! >_@
Rape LEGALIZED in AFGHANISTAN? THEY STILL CAN’T CATCH THAT WILEY COYOTE >_@ THIS and MORE, next time, on ANGRY RANTZ!
March 2009
10 posts
MY GOD!! The fact that I've missed this ENRAGES ME...
GOOD NEWS RAGE-A-HOLICS! Apparently, I can send my blod posts DIRECTLY to TWITTER! AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH I’LL NEVER HAVE TO TWEET AGAIN!! oh no… too.. happy….rage…diminishing..>_< Must…think…of….drunk drivers…and….hypocritical..politicians… ARROOOOUUAAAAAARRRGGHHHH!!! >_@
…..That’s Better….
SAM!! WHHYYYY???!!! >_@
Sam Wasn’t with us on our previous Broadcast…. Sam had somewhere ELSE to be. *cries bitter tears of abandonement and strangely… we seemed to manage alright without her Ash actually RANTED for once, instead of just lazing on the couch piping in the odd comment. I mean really got in there with me he touched on some sensitive political ground, but hey, angry is ANGRY. This weeks...
Fox News INFURIATES a COUNTRY >_@
I’ve never liked Fox news. They have angered me innumerable times in the past. HOWEVER, I have never had cause to hate them. That changes NOW. Fox’s Red eye show recently mocked our military for saying that they will need a year to regroup after our Kandahar mission ends in 2011. Mr.Gutfeld sure has a lot of guts, as well as a severe lack of intelligence to say; “Isn’t this...
Death is a natural part of life..THAT INFURIATES...
Alas, my phone, I knew it well. I’ve had the same cell phone for 3 years now, and it’s never failed me. A Sony Ericson Walkman. By God, I could drop kick it, and it would still play “Back in Black” like it was nobodies business. and now… Now it just won’t play Mp3’s aymore.. It’s “walkman” part is..Dead.. You can all imagine how...
Who Watches the Watchmen?.....I DO
God I love Rorschach, he’s like me if I lost all sense of moral perpetuity attained a nihilistic view of the world, started eating beans, magically became a ginger, and… Alright he’s nothing like me BUT WE BOTH HATE HIPPIES peace loving scum…. THat being said, we have a NEW PRIZE on Angry RantZ! As our last prize, GOBLIN COCK, has been won!
I'm a tad fearful..OF MY FURY >_@
I can’t do it. I Just CAN’T. Msn is telling me I have 103 emails again, and I know that at least half of them are from FACEBOOK. IT NEVER ENDS. With THAT out of the way ><…. I’m starting to have trouble juggling 8 groups of friends. One or more groups always get offended when I’m hanging out with one of the other 6. So I’ve been getting told off for...
These UTM computers INFURIATE ME...>_@
So here I am trying to login to Tumblr to update my blog, and the Zed key doesn’t work! So I have to hit the damned thing 80 times just now to type even THAT. (and btw, the shift key keeps sticking, so I’ve had to resort to removing it, and typing with a pen) So here I am pounding away like an idiot, with everyone and their mother staring at me like I’m deranged, which gets me...
My lip is BLEEEDING >_@
It’s winter, and I’m sure most of us have chapped lips… MINE ARE WORSE. It started about 4 days ago at Tim Hortons. I went to smile at a familiar face, and my bottom lip divided like the red sea. Staining my croissant red, and adding a horrific copper taste to everything I tried to eat afterwards. Now I was hoping it would scab over or something, but my lip is STILL SPLIT. This...
February 2009
12 posts
NO ONE HEARD MY SHOW LAST NIGHT
Yeah THAT about sums it up >_@. Apparently CFRE has exceeded its bandwidth (which it hasn’t) and we’re offline. That means no “listening live”, no texting us at live@cfreradio.com, just the boring old radio frequency 91.9FM. Which you can only pick up if you listen on campus. Seeing as all my listeners tune it through the cfreradio.com site, that poses a bit of a problem...
I'm a little tired of being Angry...
Now that I have a BLOG I feel obligated to be pissed off everyday. And no one is THAT angry unless they have a rabid squirrel stapled to their chest. The problem with having to be angry everyday, is that my anger begins to lose its potency. No one in their right mind wants to hear about my sandwich being dry and listless because I ran out of mayonnaise. I’m almost tempted to invite people to...
Its 2 am and I'm PISSED OFF.
I just got back from a night of drinking and Risk at Ash’s house, and things we’re going fairly well, until I got a ride home. Now, I don’t drive, so I can’t give the guy step-by-step directions,
which he apparently needed.
Even after I gave him 5 landmarks, and the major intersections.
It’s like no matter how many ways I tell the guy to get to my house,...
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Sleep is for the WEAK >_@
Atleast that’s what I TELL myself -_-. I’ve been staying up late working on assignments, and studying for an exam tommorrow, and my body is starting to rebel against me. my hands are shakey, my vision is blurring, and my eyes have bags big enough to curl up and DIE in. Not to mention my signature nervous twitch. But in OTHER news… Ash thought he would be clever and refute my...
God I HATE Hippies
Regardless of what some hippies may have given us, Contributions to music and art all that, I can’t help but despise them. Many of you may CALL yourselves Hippies, because you care about the environment, or you’re laid back, but you don’t know what a REAL hippie is. My personal definition of a hippie: A self-righteous individual, that cares more about a cause that they fight...
I've been licked again...>_@
Shoot me, it’s Monday. I woke up this morning to find my hair in it’s usual matted state, so I showered my willful locks into SUBMISSION. Or so I thought…
I found myself staring at a Cowlick that could choke a Donkey this morning, and no amount of combing has been able to subdue it. So of course i did what any savvy individual would, I brought out my Fonzie switchblade comb, and...
The First Rant of The Season.
Welcome faithful readers and listeners, it’s Saturday, and I’m pissed off again @_<. Right now I’m running off of about 2 hours of sleep, because I left the door to my room open to get a little air. Well my hell-spawned cat Spike took that as an invitation. I’m sleeping peacefully, and he HURLS HIMSELF, CLAWS BARED, onto my chest. Needless to say I woke up , and...
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I will be back. And I will be angry.